From Our Midwest Heart to Your Doorstep – Your Statement Pieces Are On The Move
So you’ve found the tee that perfectly captures your sense of humor, the hoodie that declares your agenda, or the drinkware that’s destined to be a conversation starter at your next gathering. Excellent choice. Now, let’s get that dose of unapologetic personality from our shelves to your world.
THE JOURNEY OF YOUR STATEMENT
Your order isn’t just a package; it’s a parcel of pride, a box of boldness. Here’s how we handle it:
- Craft & Curate: Our team in the heart of the US picks and packs your items with the precision of a museum curator handling priceless artifacts (if those artifacts were about Public Radio love or Iowish pride).
- Process with Personality: We need 1-2 business days to process your order. We’re not just throwing things in a box; we’re ensuring your bold, witty, unapologetically-you product is perfect and ready for its debut.
- Ship with Signal: Then, we hand it off to our trusted global couriers to begin its journey to you.
CHOOSE YOUR DELIVERY VIBE
Whether you’re stocking up on Busch Light gear or grabbing a last-minute gift that’s actually thoughtful, we’ve got a shipping option that matches your tempo.
Standard Shipping: For when you can’t wait to wear your truth. We partner with DHL or FedEx to get your conversation-starting gear to you in 10-15 business days after it leaves our door.
Cost: A flat rate of $12.95 – a small price for a speedy delivery of your new favorite thing.
Free Shipping: Perfect for the patient planner. On orders over $50, we’ll send your curated collection of attitude via EMS. Sit back and relax; your package of personality will arrive in 15-25 business days after shipment.
Cost: FREE on qualifying orders. More money to spend on that iconic apron or dog stuff.
A Quick Global Note: We ship attitude worldwide*! From Las Vegas to London, we’re on a mission to equip the proudly Midwestern, fiercely progressive, and locally enthusiastic everywhere. (*A few extremely remote locations might be exceptions, but we bet you’re not in one.)
IF THE FIT (OR MESSAGE) ISN’T RIGHT
We get it. Sometimes the “Tree Hugging” hoodie doesn’t hug quite right, or the joke on that coaster lands differently at home. No worries. You have 15 days from the day you receive your package to initiate a return. We want you to love what you wear and use, period.
READY TO BROADCAST YOUR SIGNAL?
Your closet is waiting for its voice. Your home is waiting for its conversation piece. We’ve solved the style pain points of bland, mass-produced merch. Now all that’s left is for you to choose your statement.
Explore our collections of Apparel, Home & Kitchen, Collaborations, and iconic gear. Find your truth, and let us handle the delivery.
SHOP THE ATTITUDE NOWQuestions about shipping to your specific corner of the globe? Our team is here to help at [email protected].